MINI - Thirsty Little F*cker Stake This is the mini version of our original (shown in the photo for reference). Only 1 small stake is included per order. This plant stake...

Grow B*tch Grow Plant Stake This plant stake is approximately 9.5” from top to bottom and is made from real birch wood.  *All items are handmade and hand sanded and may...

Thirsty Little F*cker Stake This plant stake is approximately 10” from top to bottom and is made from real birch wood.  *All items are handmade and hand sanded and may vary slightly. 

Are you a crazy plant lady... If so, you need this, duh!  This plant stake is approximately 6” from top to bottom and is made from real birch wood.  *All items...

Sunshine Sl*t Plant Stake This is our full-size stake that is approximately 7.75” from top tip to bottom   This plant stake is made from real birch wood.  *All items are...

MINI - Grow B*tch Grow Plant Stake This is the mini version of our original (shown in the photo for reference). Only 1 small stake is included per order. This...

High five to all of the plant daddies out there!  This plant stake is made from real birch wood.  *All items are handmade and hand sanded and may vary slightly. 

MINI - Holy Water Activate Plant Stake This is the mini version of our original (shown in the photo for reference). Only 1 small stake is included per order. This plant...

Love ALWAYS Wins in our book. This plant stake is made from real birch wood.  *All items are handmade and hand sanded and may vary slightly. 

Moon plant stake This plant stake is approximately 8.5” from top to bottom and is made from real birch wood.  *All items are handmade and hand sanded and may vary slightly. 

Holy Water Activate Plant Stake This is our full-size stake that is approximately 9” from top tip to bottom   This plant stake is made from real birch wood.  *All...

Are you a Serial Plant Killer... then you need this.  This plant stake is made from real birch wood.  *All items are handmade and hand sanded and may vary slightly. 

Show your state some love with this plant stake. This plant stake is made from real birch wood.  *All items are handmade and hand sanded and may vary slightly. 

MINI - F*ck if I know Plant Stake This is the mini version of our original (shown in the photo for reference). Only 1 small stake is included per order. This...

Rainbow plant stake/ Cake topper Made from real birch wood.  *All items are handmade and hand sanded and may vary slightly. 

F*ck if I know Plant Stake This plant stake is approximately 9.5” from top to bottom and is made from real birch wood.  *All items are handmade and hand sanded and may...